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[unchangeling]

"I don't have time to talk. Leave a message. I'll get back to you. Maybe."

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mirrorphone

[unendearing]

Father. What is cute about mother?

[unchangeling]

... a lot of things. Her face, size, how much she loves your dad and myself, and you.

[ okay he might have some dokis in that cold black heart of his. ]

Why?

[unendearing]

[ CURSE HER INABILITY TO LIE ]

I want to become more attractive...

[unchangeling]

... but you are?

[ Bless him, he's ... trying. ]

[unendearing]

[ SIGH. ]

You have to think that, or daddy will concuss you.

[unchangeling]

Cermand and I are on equal footing. Never mind that I'm fairly sure you're aware that I'm much more blunt than him, I don't try and dodge around what I'm thinking.

[unendearing]

You're nice to all your children, even the ones who suck.

[ AKA everyone but her. ]

That's just how parents are. You have to love us no matter what.

[unchangeling]

You're my family, of course I'm nice. You're all I have.

[unendearing]

You should be meaner to some of us. Some of use deserve a good verbal kick in the pants.

Not me, though.

[unchangeling]

I'm nice to a point, Caoimhe. You should know that as well.

[unendearing]

[ Oh, she knows. ]

You can be nicer to me, but everyone else you can tell them they're doing a terrible job.

[unchangeling]

Isn't that showing a bit of favoritism?

[ ... don't mind him, it's his (shitty) apparent way of teasing. ]

[unendearing]

I'm fine with that.

[unchangeling]

Somehow I'm not surprised.